Weenies
Consume either 4 drinks and 5 dogs or 5 drinks and 4 dogs
Start: On entry to the ballpark
End: On exit from the ballpark
Timing: No restrictions, play on your own pace
Allowances: Alcoholic beverage of choice with no volume restrictions, can change in-game which 4-5 combo is the target. As with all levels you must eat the wiener and the bun in it’s whole-hot-dog-glory.
classic
Consume 9 beers and 9 dogs in 9 innings
Start: Upon completion of national anthem
End: 5 minutes from the game end - lucky you if there are extra innings!
Timing: Must stay +/- 1 beer or dog relative to # inning
Allowances: Beer volume can be pro-rated to 9 x 12oz beers for a 108oz total (so 7 x 16 oz beers would complete the challenge) if all members of your party agree before the game start. Footlong hotdogs count as 2 regular dogs.
home run hard
Down 9 beers and 9 dogs in 9 innings, strictly
Start: First batter up
End: End of 9th inning, must complete before extra innings
Timing: 1 beer and 1 dog per inning, must down both as soon as possible when the inning ends (<1 minute)
Allowances: None. Beers are the standard draft volume the park sells. Dogs are whatever size the park sells and footlongs count as 2 regular dogs. Timing is strict.
Standard
adjustments
Got beef with beef?
Veggie dogs are an approved substitute.
If there are no dietary-restriction compatible dogs you can attempt the Weeny challenge with a single food item (e.g. nachos) if approved by your whole group.
Teetotaling?
If you can’t drink alcohol, non-alcoholic beer is an approved substitute. No other allowances granted.
But what about…
Listen. The 9x9x9 deserves respect. Think about the spirit of the game, the joy of spending time with your pals, the thrill of treating your body like garbage. Bad-faith substitutions don’t belong at the ball game. Substitutes at the discretion of the jury of your judgmental peers.